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Johnny Depp Wasn't That Great in Pirates Anyway

from Choose to Fall by as we become waiters

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Let's grab some rum, I'll grow a beard
and we'll pretend we're pirates
rob a ship or maybe two
set sail for unknown islands
but if the ship goes down
with all the treasure too

it's fucked, but we've got better things to do

You grab your hat, I'll grab my whip
we'll go on an expedition
sneak in and steal the holy grail
foil a german mission
but if the artifact
ends up in nazi hands

It's fucked, but we've got better things to plan

we wait our whole lives to be bored
and then we tell ourselves to live for so much more
I've been dreaming more about the mountain tops
i'm just sick and tired of these boring stops
it's so hard to try and fail at something new
but i think it's better if you do

Let's travel time in a machine,
though we don't know the science
we'll stop hitler, see some dinosaurs
hell, maybe become tyrants
and if our actions
they result in world war three

it's fucked, but it might be pretty cool to see

Let's steal a rocket, go to space
we can explore the heavens
find a black hole and we'll slip
into a new dimension
and if we never make it
back to earth again

it's fucked, but hey, at least it's not the end

we wait our whole lives to be bored
and then we tell ourselves to live for so much more
I've been dreaming more about the mountain tops
i'm just sick and tired of these boring stops
it's so hard to try and fail at something new
but i think it's better if you do

Let's start a church, for followers
we can just mind control them
and if some demons rear their ugly heads
hell, let 'em join in
and when it comes out that this
all has been a lie

it's fucked, but hey, i'm a pretty okay guy

let's grab guitars and make a band
maybe we'll play for people
write a song about adventures
that seem too unreal
and if it happens to get
meta now and then

it's fucked and it might be time for this to end

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from Choose to Fall, released February 3, 2015

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